Anyway, this tumblr totally feeds on this quality. http://coverspy.tumblr.com/
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So it's like getting enamored of this dude, but without him being a hot movie star. Sorry sleeping Latino man, you don't stand a chance. |
It's a tumblr made for judgmental lit nerds. So I can get infatuated with strangers, like a creeper stalker, and I can hate on girls that read that certain type of Chick-Lit. That Mary-Sue loving, high maintenance type, like Bergdorf Blondes. Or anything by Candace Bushnell (really? Even after Sex and the City 2, ladies? I know she didn't write it, but she is a major cause of its existence. Not to mention that terrible show with Brooke Shields and perennial show killer Lindsay Price).
More than that, it has made me even more self-conscious about what I read in public. The problem with being snap judgmental? You assume everyone else is too. Ergo, there are stacks of books in my house that are kept on a secret shelf, hidden in the attic. Gossip Girl novels, various vampire related romances, a Paris Hilton autobiography-- none of these will ever leave my room, never mind the house. Because if I saw myself reading these in public, I would judge myself. Plus, what would Jake Gyllenhaal think?
So for the public good, I thought I would break down snap judgments about your favorite books. TheHairpin made a great list of these for men http://thehairpin.com/2011/07/favorite-books-of-the-secretly-jerky

Guys
Anything by Salinger: Hairpin nailed this one: Manchild. Not only that. Pretentious Manchild. Pretentious Hipster Sulky Manchild. If you are over the age of 18, there is no excuse for this.

Anything by Palahniuk: Asshole. And will make you watch Fight Club at least 3 times.

Anything by Hemingway: Has machismo issues. And possibly alcohol issues. But it's also possible he's very hot.
To be continued...